Hot (and I Do Mean Hot) off the Presses: Three New New Moon Posters

by | Sep 29th, 2009 | 11:43AM | Filed under: Trailers

I turned on my laptop and what did I see?

Three smoldering New Moon posters staring back at me!

(I felt like being all rhymey today, OK?)

The first features the Cullen clan with Edward and Bella in a Could They Be Any Closer? embrace.  It’s enough to make all the rumormongers go wild with “Well, That Means They Are Definitely Together in Real Life!” speculation.  (Sorry to be the one to break it to you, peeps, but they’re never going to admit to anything.)

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The next features Jacob and the rest of his buds looking all menacing.

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But are they more menacing than the Volturi? I don’t think so.

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I gotta say, that between these posters (the Volturi one is my favorite) and the new trailer, my expectations are nearing the danger zone of “too high.” Yes, New Moon will probably be a vast improvement over Twilight, but it’s probably still going to be pretty laughable in parts… especially if Jasper continues to wear that ridiculous look on his face that seems to have carried over from the first film.


2 Responses to “Hot (and I Do Mean Hot) off the Presses: Three New New Moon Posters”

  1. cynthia
    Posted on September 30, 2009 at 10:41 am

    i have the first one hehe

  2. Mindy
    Posted on October 2, 2009 at 2:53 am

    E, I think I love that fact that you spoke Chandler Bing more than I love the posters. Okay, I love them too. But Brownie Points from me on the Bingism. I’m getting really excited. Chris Weitz best not let me down!