I turned on my laptop and what did I see?
Three smoldering New Moon posters staring back at me!
(I felt like being all rhymey today, OK?)
The first features the Cullen clan with Edward and Bella in a Could They Be Any Closer? embrace. It’s enough to make all the rumormongers go wild with “Well, That Means They Are Definitely Together in Real Life!” speculation. (Sorry to be the one to break it to you, peeps, but they’re never going to admit to anything.)
The next features Jacob and the rest of his buds looking all menacing.
But are they more menacing than the Volturi? I don’t think so.
I gotta say, that between these posters (the Volturi one is my favorite) and the new trailer, my expectations are nearing the danger zone of “too high.” Yes, New Moon will probably be a vast improvement over Twilight, but it’s probably still going to be pretty laughable in parts… especially if Jasper continues to wear that ridiculous look on his face that seems to have carried over from the first film.