I warned you of the evils of letting vicious, unholy cartoon animals loose in theaters.
Then I warned you a second time.
I even said, “When will you wake from your obliviousness and put an end to this? When Marmaduke hits the big screen? By then it will be too late… too late…”
And now it is too late. Far too late. Fox is developing a Marmaduke feature film.
I stood on the mountaintop and warned you of the impending Great Dane Doom. You didn’t listen. So maybe you’ll heed me now:
Prepare yourselves for Family Circus: The Movie.
It’s coming… it’s coming…
Posted on March 9, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Oh you sort of like Marmaduke. Admit it.
Posted on March 9, 2009 at 12:42 pm
It’s true… that bit where he gets really hungry and then jumps up on someone? That’s still comedy gold, even after 55 years. :)
Posted on March 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm
I can’t stop laughing! Not Family Circus! Noooooo!!!!
Even worse: Blondie. It’ll happen, folks!
Posted on March 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm
David Lynch’s The Family Circus
Michael Bay’s Marmaduke
And I believe Sam Mendes already directed a version of Blondie, they just retitled it Revolutionary Road
Posted on March 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Forget the extended tracking shots in Touch of Evil, The Player, Goodfellas, and Atonement…
Nothing will top the dazzling visual wizardry of the 15-minute unbroken shot in Family Circus: The Movie that follows Billy’s winding path as he makes his way “straight” home from school!
Posted on March 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
LOL! How riveting would that be!?
What I’d like to see is Hagar the Horrible or even better…Calvin and Hobbes.